GENG

wah wah wah Gjol Teddy bawak geng.....siap ko aku cr geng gak....

tp kan cmne ngan org yg xde geng...di alam maya aje???tp hakikat nan ado???

camne tu???

kerja mengutuk je kan..xmembina langsung la..ko la ni nye psl...**jgn prasan na gJol..termaki ~_~

hari ni jumaat..tetiba tertengok post cara memotong kuku....

cina kedai manicure tu tau ke sunnah???

GENG BAHASA JEPUN ( G.B.J )

hah...watashi...hahaha gitu...ni bukan nak feeling geisha yer...sekadar gabor hiasan..

tu dia nama...G.B.J...mcm geng bas sekolah..hahaha

well rini, aku nak ajak korg belajar bahasa jepun...tp bukan bahasa percakapan..ajar basic die...mcm kat skolah la...ada ABC, aliff ba ta..yg ni nama die HIRAGANA..its a basic for learning japanese...
so lets start..

KONBAWA...**lupa da ape..sebut je..hahahaha


here is the basic one...its call HIRAGANA...de 2 3 lagi..tp nak ajar ni dlu...

so then..memula dr atas ke bawah start ngan A>K>S>T>N>H>M>Y>R>W>N

ok ingat tu...so then sebagai contoh...

yg first row tu die adalah mcm huruf vocal kita la.. A,I,U,E,O...perlu di ingatkan..standard bahasa melayu n english die guna A,E,I,O,U..but in this case die pakai len...

ok?? dapat??

next is huruf K...which mean bunyi nye KA,KI,KU,KE,KO

dapat????

ok slow2 de respon ye anak2 sume..

ok start from top

A>I>U>E>O

KA>KI>KU>KE>KO

SA>SHI>SU>SE>SO

TA>CHI>TSU>TSE>SO

NA>NI>NU>NE>NO

HA>HI>FU>HE>HO

MA>MI>MU>ME>MO

YA>YU>YO

RA>RI>RU>RE>RO

WA>WO

N

so..aku pon bru blaja cmne...nak tanye lelebih jgn ngengade yer..hahahaha...sama2 kita belajar...

cara tulis pon kena ikot format...kalu ABC tu ikot korg la kan..nak tulis camne..asal nampak mcm huruf nye sudah..

for more information please log on


http://japanese.about.com/library/blhira.htm

Breakfast....!!!

Kombawa...**jepun sket..

morning guys...

ops...

Assalamualikum w.b.thow r u today...
how r u this morning???
having fun??**tetiba...
my mood today wanna talk about breakfast...**so hungry this morning ~_*

so guys...what usual u take as ur bfast??
there're lots of choices ryte??
there eastern, western, simple, heavy, own style....
**mendidih perut aku..lapaq... !_!


~ Nasi ~


ada banyak jenis lak nasi yg biase org amek sebagai bfast...
antaranya : Nasi lemak *femes ni, Nasi Dagang, Nasi Minyak, Nasi Kerabu a.k.a Nasi Ulam, Nasi Kuyit a.k.a Pulut Kuning, Nase beno **kat Terengganu femes r..mak aku suka makan, etc..byk lagi le...tp yg ni biasa nya la org makan...

Nasi Lemak


Among the famous one, well everywhere people go, there's nasi lemak as well..no matter what happen usually breakfast is familiar with nasi lemak.
Mcm hidangan plak nasi lemak ni..the basic one is NASI, SAMBAL, IKAN AYE - IKAN TONGKOL, KACANG, TELUR REBUS/MATA.
Tp tu basic, skang n mcm2 derivation da...de letak ayam, daging, udang, sotong, kerang..uish mcm2 la org skang kan creative...
Packaging lak ade dlm daun pisang, dalm polistren, dalam kertas surat kabo mcm2 la..yg penting nasi tu kena sedap..hahaha


Nasi Dagang



Aiyoo...**kasem suka...
sedap..i loike..

well kalo nak makan nasi dagang ni..kat terengganu ni org ckp kat ladang best...aku x la plak rase best sgt...sebab da terbiasa makan..so ok ok la
Well nasi ni, x byk org ubah kot die nyer hidangan...just nasi dangang dengan benda2 kecik tu..pe ntah nama..kalo xde benda tu..bukan nasi dagang la nama nya...plus ikan aye**loghat tganu la..a.k.a ikan tongkol...plus some acar..wow...sedap...


Nasi Minyak


Bukan time org kawen je de nasi minyak ni...ha...pepagi pon makan..belasahan aje..

Ala nasi minyak yg warna warni tu...lauk nyer leh jadi gulai ayam, or gulai daging..de gak yg wat ayam goreng..aiyoo,,kecur air liur...
plus acar siket...x kire la acar timun ke acar nenas ke..carot ke..yg penting acar...

Nasi Kerabu a.k.a Nasi Ulam

hurm..nasi ni kaler biru...de byk ulaman2, dicampur budu, ikan masin, daging or ayam..

xska sgt..mak aku suka...kalo aku makan aku makan nasi n ayam/daging aje..kekeke


Nasi Kunyit a.k.a Pulut Kuning


Ha, yg ni kalo kwn aku kat luar tanye...die akan ckp de kenduri doa selamat ke??

well, kat tganu ini adalah hidangan biase...x semestinya kena ade event bru nak wat..plus this is my favourite...

Its warna kuning, ikan tongkol ** FYI gulai ikan aye or ikan tongkol ni sebenar nye basic je..mean sama je ngan several nasi..

Yang ni nasi yg bese2 org makan la kat Terengganu pepagi ni ha..byk agi..dtg la sendiri tgk


~ Roti Canai ~



Mana-mana je org pegi..selain nasi2 ni...roti canai merupakan option lain untuk dijadikan bfast..

cakap bab roti canai ni..ade mcm2 jenis la..yg basic je org tau roti canai kosong and roti canai telur..tu je la..at first org tau..so when modern skit..nak try mcm2 ape lagi wujud la pelbagai jenis plak..

ROTI CANAI:

kapas
sardin
bawang
planta
banjir
tsunami

ha tu bru siket...de kat perlis..satu kedai kat Kuala Perlis kat jalan serawak tu ada 60 jenis roti..aiyoo..mcm2..yg aku ingat roti spongebob, roti cik embun, n byk lagi..hahah try r

Roti canai ni sinonim ngan india or mamak...kalo g kat warung mamak..aiyoo bebelit la korg dgr die ckp...yg pasti pernah aku g kat satu kedai ni..bru je duduk n pelayan datang die ckp nak makan ape..x sempat aku bukak mulut die da sebut sume jenis roti yg ade...aku ternganga je...laju sgt..fluent...hahaha..

ha yg tadi..tu yg bese2 la dimakan...

Malaysia kan byk ngan mcm2 makanan untuk dimakan..pelbagai jenis, dr pelbagai bangsa, pelbagai rasa, pelbagai citarasa, its various..

sampaikan makanan yg x pernah aku makan pon ade...

yg len2 lak cm ne eyh??

de nak share??

POINTING

aiyoo ma aiyoo paaa


x abes2 nak pointing the finger to others...


entah le...bercakap dolu laen...sikalang laen....


ikot ko la labu wey...


might be u never do wrong...


every single thing u just see that others doing that n this to you...


OMG...never met this kind of person...how come u be like that??


when ever you like a person u put him among the highest place..but when once that person do some mistake as in human being never perfect as well you make that person down...until under ur TAPAK KAKI...how???


i'm not mention im perfect or zero defect...but the thing is...why???


i noe u hate that person, but not necessarily that person make u down...


that person also tired doing that kind of thing...u too negative on that person...


mentioning people said u this and that...


dont know why....


fooling around people's feeling, name, call them jerk name, and so on...


if u are perfect and completely as a human


SHOW US


where're your perfection? beauty? innocent?etc


come on...


i know i make mistake also, but i admit it right?

just why??

blaming on my friend, my life, saying childish,


don't expect people understand you..


we have to take a move to understand people


people will never do that if you r not started it..


PERSON I MENTION IN THIS BLOG IS





GJOL TEDDY **rase ko

dgr ini pantun

i got it from new follower blog...

jgn mare naaa

SHIYOT

shiot sgt ko

Gjol teddy

bajet hot...ko ape lagi yg xpuas ati ngan aku ha ** sore kepit sein

ade je nak buat cite sal aku ko ni...

abes tu ko g canang satu changloon tu awat???
aku de maruah k....
aku ni da la glamer...terkenal...byk berjasa..ko nak kutuk aku...
viva tol

"aku xsms pon SHATMERN, sedangkan hp aku rosak" ** ko tanye aku ke???
xpuas hati ke..

aku xnak la besar2kan kes ni..xnak berlanjutan..nak wat cmne aku sedar sape aku..




** sambil pikir nak goreng jejemput udang perlu x letak sotong skali...



petang ni cari sotong kering sodap jugak ni....

TUJUAN

menuduh la plak..


kekekeke


ko la ni A...abes aku kena tuduh...

siap ko...huhu

nak je aku cili2 mulut ko

mau???

WHAT IF??

morning guys pa habaq?
per cer?
guys, today..my fren de bg satu isu...its about parental... as we know, without parents hu are we ryte now...ryte...and its a compulsory that all of us has parents accept Prophet Adam A.S, Siti Hawa, Prophet Isa ( Just Mother called Mariam ), other than that must has a parents... so then, as a child we have to respect our parents, dont make them down, obey their words (if its dont follow the rules and syara' we've right to disobey it ) and i thing all of u know what u should do as a child. tu dia..ckp omputeh..penat aku

da...hahaha..

gini la kes nye korg...ini kes r..bukan x respect kat mak bapak sendiri..tp mengutuk mak bapak org..amboi bukan main mulut hang naaaaaa...sumbat batu giling bru hang tau na cm na... aku de la interview beberapa responden berkenaan kes ini...kita dgr kan ape kata dorg...

Liza Sepang : Mak ayah ni, kita kena la respect, wajib,,,nanti kang mati x cium bau syurga..tp kalo kes ngutuk mak bapak org tu..rase nyer..same je kot...sebab die tu wpon bukan mak bapak sendiri..die tu manusia..kalau ade mslah bawak bincang..mak bapak ni bukan perkara main2.

Joe Hulu Selangor : wa walau pon nampak brutal bro...wa xleh men2 bab2 mak bapak...kalu lu nak idop aman...xyah nak sebok..kalu lu nak rase wa heret lu guna moto wa ni...try r...dr dataran merdeka sampai klcc wa heret lu....ada brani??

Sue Lie : I aaa..tala suka olang cakap belakang psl mak ayah i...dolang tu tak ala kelija ke mau kutuk2 mak ayah olang...haiya...mak ayah dolang aa..tala ajar ka mcm mana mau respect olang..kalau benci olang..benci la solang2..xpayah nak maki2..tala baik..nanti r..kalau dia mati aa..generasi setelusnya..dia may be jadi binatang...sebab kulang ajar...ceppowa...

Kamala Desa Indah : aiyoo pa aiyoo ma...i Never do that..parents kita ni sangat mulia..kerana diorang la yg membahagiakab kita...itu mcm la byk sgt perngorbanan yg mereka bagi kat kita...so kena la respect...nanti Tuhan hukum u sapa mau jawab?? anda berani?? Masalah cakap benda xelok kat parent org pon satu hal..kita ni baik sangat ka?? boleh jadi dewi ka? dewa ka? Innakavale...

Andrew "German" : OMG, i cant stand if that person said any bad to my parents..if at my place, that person should be sue in court..otherwise may be he can be punished as murderer cases. Dont you ever!!!

Hah, guys tu dia..banyak lagi ni interview..bnyk beno...penat da..dr JOHOR sampai ke Sabah...haishy..tu dia...most of them when heard about this issue they upset..its not suppose happen.. So guys please,respect ur parents and dont say anything bad about others parents...its like u take the ash and u put it in your parents faces...well why? they not thought you to do it so..well if that happen people will said :

" Mak Pak hang x ajak ka?"

"Teruk nye parents you ajar anak!"

"Dok reti base ngoh, mok ayoh dok ajor ke mu jadi sopang sket!"
"Mok Pok demo tok ajar ko awe wei...kure ajar benar ni..aku tipah palo demo namoke"

"Beb, kalau lu rase kepala lu keras, meh r sini beb..wa mau hentak laju2!" " Mak bapak toksah dok men, aku boh baru tau"

hah..tu banyak lagi ni...tp tu je sempat nak letak supaya korg berhati2...benda bukan men2 tau...

EXPLANATION

its every single thing need explanation??

or


just let it be??


or


u know it

ko pe hal

ko nampak pape x???

hah ini la dia cermin sakti yg aku beli mgu lepas dekat ummi kepada muhammad adif....

bila sebut cermin ape yg korg bygkan??

for sure bila ada objek dihadapannya akan wujud satu imej yg akan terhasil sama seperti objek tersebut cuma yg beza nya, imej tersebut akan dalm keadaan songsang...

mean korang nye tahi lalat belah kanan dlm cermin kuar sebelah kiri..

nak ckp byk2 psl cermin ni korg sume da tau kan...aku pon satu la...nape cermin??? ^_~


hah...org ckp sape yg makan sotong dia rasa la benda tu...ke makan nasi rase makan b*b*???

ops terlebey sudah....


so in this case, aku pagi tadi de terkutuk org, then aku kena balik...die ckp weh ko cermin diri ko sket...ckp bagai nak rak, macam2 hal,mcm ko tau sume hukum hakam, tp ko tetap buat...

ko ni kan..mmg la...mcm satu bangsa tu cakap bebelit, xpernah nak betul..

terus la org yg maki aku balik tu send gambor cermin ni...die ckp cermin diri ko ni ha...bru la ko nampak ape yg x betul, muke senget ke, gigih jongang ke, kaki halus mulus ke...bru la ko ckp org..kalo dah sah2 ko tu x la sehebat yg disangka atau ko tu berangan je...

ko g beli cermin pastu tampal gambor siti nurhaliza kan sng...

ada satu hadis, nabi bersabda, kamu(manusia) dijadikan sebaik2 ummat, ila akhir

nak bercakap kat org tgk kita cmne, talam de dua muka je..ko ni entah kategori ape

ops emo lak...**camne???

WARNA - WARNA

Birthday colour, i've read this in someone blog and in internet also

hope u dont mind i share it with others

guys have a look here



If your birthday is between.... Birthday Color

> > December 23rd ~ January 1st = Red

> > January 2nd ~ January 11th = Orange

> > January 12th ~ January 24th = Yellow
> > January 25th ~ February 3rd = Pink
> > February 4th ~ February 8th = Blue
> > February 9th ~ February 18th = Green
> > February 19th ~ February 28th = Brown
> > February 1st ~ March 10th = Aqua
> > March 11th ~ March 20th = Lime
> > March 21st = Black
> > March 22nd ~ March 31st = Purple
> > April 1st ~ April 10th = Navy
> > April 11th ~ April 20th = Silver

> > April 21st ~ April 30th = White
> > May 2st ~ May 14th = Blue
> > May 15th ~ May 24th = Gold
> > May 25th ~ June 3rd = Cream
> > June 4th ~ June 13th = Grey
> > June 14th ~ June 23rd = Maroon
> > June 24th = Grey
> > June 25th ~ July 4th = Red
> > July 5th ~ July 14th = Orange
> > July 15th ~ July 25th = Yellow
> > July 26th ~ August 4th = Pink
> > August 5th ~ August 13th = Blue
> > August 14th ~ August 23rd = Green
> > August 24th ~ September 2nd = Brown

> > September 3rd ~ September 12th = Aqua
> > September 13th ~ September 22nd = Lime
> > September 23rd = Olive
> > September 24th ~October 3rd = Purple
> > October 4th ~ October 13th = Navy
> > October 14th ~ October 23rd = Silver
> > October 24th ~November 11th = White
> > November 12th ~ November 21st = Gold
> > November22nd ~ December 1st = Cream
> > December 2nd ~ December 11th = Grey
> > December 12th~ December 21st = Maroon
> > December 22nd = Teal



-----------------------------*RED*----------------------------

You are the cute and lovable type. You are picky but always in love...and
likes being loved. Fresh and cheerful, but can be "moody" at times. Capable
with people, nice, soft and they can love you for the way you are. Likes
people who are easy to talk to and can make you feel comfortable.


---------------------------*CREAM*---------------------------

Competitive and sportive. Don't like losing and always cheerful! You are
trustworthy, and very out going. You choose love carefully and don't fall
in love easily. But once you find the right one, you don't let go for a
long long time.


------------------------*TEAL*------------------------

You are mostly interested in your looks and have high standards in picking
love. You think and make a solution precisely and hardly make stupid
mistakes. You like to lead and is easy for you to make new friends.


-------------------------*GREY*--------------------------

You are attractive, and active. You never hide your feelings and express
everything that's inside. But can be selfish at times. You want to be
noticed, and don't like to be treated unequally. You can brighten up
people's day. You know what to say at the right time, and you have a good
sense of humour.


-------------------------*GREEN*-------------------------

You get along well with new people. You are not really a shy person, but
sometimes you can hurt people's feelings by your words...You like to be
loved and noticed by your lover, but mostly you are single waiting for the
right person.


-------------------------*GOLD*--------------------------

You know what's right and what's wrong for you. You are cheerful and out
going. It's hard for you to find the one you want, but once you find the
right person, you won't be able to fall in love again for a long time.


---------------------------*PINK*---------------------------

You are always trying your best in everything, and like to help and care
for other people. But you are not easily satisfied. You have negative
thoughts, and you look for the sort of romantic love only found in
fairytales.


---------------------------*YELLOW*---------------------------

You are sweet and innocent. Trusted by many people, and have a strong
leadership role in relationships. You make good decisions and make the
right choices at the right time. You dream of a romantic relationship.


--------------------------*MAROON*-------------------------

You are intellegent, and know what's right. You like to make things go your
way, which can sometimes cause trouble for not thinking about other
people's feelings. But you can be patient when it comes to love... Once you
get a hold of the right person, it's hard for you to find a better love.


-------------------------*ORANGE*---------------------------

You are responsible for your own actions, and you know how to treat people.
You always have goals you look towards, and are competitive. When it comes
to friendships, you find it hard to trust someone, but once you find the
right friend, you trust them for ever.


----------------------------*PURPLE*--------------------------

You are mysterious, never selfish and get interested in things easily. Your
day can be sad or happy depending on your mood. You are popular between
friends but you can act stupid at times, and forget things easily. You go
for people who are trustworthy.


-----------------------------*LIME*-----------------------------

You are calm, but easily stressed out. You get jelous easily, and complain
over little things. You can't get stuck into one thing,but you have a
capable personality for everyone to trust you and like you.


--------------------------*SILVER*----------------------------

You are imaginative and shy, but you like trying new things. You like to
challenge yourself. You learn things easily, and like "Hard to get". Your
love life is usually hard and confusing.


---------------------------*BLACK*----------------------------

You are challenging, and have the "guts". But you don't like changes in
your life. And once you make a decision, you keep it that way for a long
time. Your love life is also challenging, and different.


--------------------------*OLIVE*----------------------------

You are warm and light hearted. You seem to flow well with friends and
family. You don't like violence and know what's right. You are kind and
cheerful and don't envy other people easily.


---------------------------*BROWN*---------------------------

You are active and sportive. It's hard for other people to get close to
you, but you fall in love easily. But once you find out you can't get
something, you give up and let go easily as well.


---------------------------*BLUE*---------------------------

You have low self-esteem and are very picky. You are artistic and like to
fall in love, but you let your love pass by, by loving with your mind, not
your heart.


---------------------------*NAVY*-------------------------

You are attractive, and love your life. You have a strong feeling towards
everything and are very easily distracted. Once you get angry at someone,
its hard for you to forgive them.


---------------------------*WHITE*-------------------------

You dream and have goals in your life. You get jealous easily and you don't
react to things easily. You are different and sometimes thought of highly
by others.


---------------------------*AQUA*-------------------------

Your feelings change suddenly and easily. You are always lonley, and like
travelling. You are truthful, but listen and believe other people too
easily. It's hard to find love for you, and get lost in love easily.
Sometimes you also get hurt by love.

ape tu

morning guys...

last nite something happen...

pelik la org skang ni...

die mintak tlg...last2 aku yg kena balik...camne tu??

bukan aku hegeh2 nak tlg....

eyh..susah la org skang ni..pelik

ice cream

guys...nak cakap sket...last 2 weeks i went to kl...

nothing much just having a walk at midvalley...

the story is..my bro went to a japanese shop and we bought ice cream...the shop actually sell the junk food, chocolate, sweet, ice cream from japan..its all in japan...

in the fridge, all ice cream sold in rm5.90...

its tasty and sweet...

its actually like ice cream waffle...the layers fills with ice cream vanilla flavour, hershey's choc and wrapped with waffle...so taste lor guys...

BILA SUKA PUJI BAGAI NAK RAK BILA TAK SUKA DIHINA SEHINA HINANYA

itu la org....

make it as a lesson yer...

dont do that...

pepatah arab ckp kalau kita sayang seseorang tu sangat, satu hari kita akan benci dia sangat...kalau kita benci seseorang tu sangat, satu hari kita akan sayang die sangat...

pikir-pikir kanlah....

time best puji kemain, time x best kena kutuk pulak, not follow the specification...hahahaha.....camne???

de kwn kita ni...saket

smoga sembuh la yer...

jaga kesihatan...jgn dok jaga benda len je...

PERSINGGAHAN SEMENTARA

Guys..whats this???
Dare to guess??? Ni la org ckp liang lahad...ha kau..x insap lagi ke..time aku dok mnulis entry ni takut jugak..yer a kan...ckp sal mati2 ni....

Ustaz ckp kalo org tu takutkan mati means dosa dia byk...takut haish...

So today nak share skit tentang ape yg i tau la..nak kongsi kat anda2 sume..sebagai peringatan kat kita bersama....

Kita ni sebagai umat Muhammad ni, idop kat dunia x la lama mana...average umur 60 da pergi mengadap ilahi...and ustaz kata kalau la kita penat menahan diri untuk melakukan kebaikan, means mcm puasa ke, x buat maksiat ke, benda tu kita leh tahan...tapi bila da mati mana kita mampu lagi nak buat semua tu...segala dosa2 kita akan dibalas di dalam kubur sementara kiamat menjelma...

so bayangkan la kan....org yg da mati beribu2 tahun tu..yg kena seksa..lama gile kan kena seksa...atas dosa x puasa, buat maksiat..yg benda kita leh tahan...so hari2 la dorg ni kena seksa...Ya Robbi....takut nya....korg x takut ke???

So, dlm masa yg sama..kalo la de kawan2 aku yg terbaca blog ni, aku nak mintak maaf banyak2 kat korg yer, dr ujung rambut sampai hujung kaki...mana2 yg x sengaja org sengaja mintak maaf yer...

NTAH APE LAGI KO BUAT CERITA

pe ntah lagi ko wat cerita

buat lagi byk2...

drama sgt kan

x habes2

What am i doing???

Salam u guys, aiyooo.....

sorry the the bad feelings that bothering...well today i think it just keep on going with what ever happen...There's something good will been paid soon.

anyway guy, there're left just 4 weeks more to go and after that i'll finish doing my training at this company..then i'll be back to my Universiti to continue what have i started 2 years ago and now a year more to go...

I've been thinking that the creeps happen on me when i in my own hometown, there're lots of happiness and sadness, well i take it as lesson to me. Next time i've to watch my words, my steps, watch over my friend, the things i'll be doing.

For my friends that facing with me either good or bad i just can say sorry and thank you. I'm being depressed and disappointed for you guys.

But this is what we call lesson, i'm normal person, human being, i also got my feelings, i also have what i want to do, i also hurt, i also have my own bad time, i also have my happy time.

For those who read this, and for those who thinking im mention about you, what can i say anymore?? Have you ever been in my place ??

I dont know why im posting this entry.. Just to say WHATS HAPPENING ON ME?? (~_=)

kuciwa

Really dissapointed on what happen....

Hoping that the feelings will lost and gone by the wind as well...

Dont want its bothering anybody anymore...

I have my own way...please...

Its really make me SICK..

Its test from HIM

Praying not too....

FEELS

A finger pointing people...

the rest fingers showing u...

how??

ITS MISUNDERSTOOD

Just can said the converter is not going well....

Not complete input and it result wrong output

I bet, the person know who i mention on for this entry

Kunci Kerukunan Ummah

Kunci Kerukunan Ummah

Hadith :

Dari Abdullah bin Umar r.a Rasulullah s.a.w bersabda,:”Orang Islam itu saudara orang Islam, ia tidak menganiayanya dan tidak pula membiarkannya teraniaya. Sesiapa yang menolong keperluan saudaranya, Allah akan menolong keperluannya pula. Siapa yang menghilangkan kesusahan orang Islam, Allah akan menghilangkan kesusahannya di hari akhirat kelak. Siapa yang menutup rahsia orang Islam, Allah akan menutup rahsianya di hari akhirat kelak.”

(Bukhari)

GOOD LUCK

salam..
to all my fren that will take examination for this semester...
wish all of u very good luck, do the best, all the best..

hope just take the paper once..no repeat2 ok???

~_*

SURUH ORANG GOSOK BAJU..BAJU SENDIRI KEDUT KATA FASHION ( SAJAK katenye )

dedicated by someone...

lenggang lengguk zapin pekajang,
ditari oleh gadis melayu,
eh silap lelaki rupanya,
wah ingatkan gadis sejati,
rupanya tiruan ibarat zhulian,
sekali pandang berkilau ibarat emas,
dua kali pandang baru sedar ketulenannya,
mulutnya manis ibarat cilibo,
sekali bersuara tak boleh blah,
semua MASUK BAKUL ANGKAT SENDIRI!
konon berpesan.
usahlah jaga tepi kain orang,
buat hal sendiri sudah,
dah takde keje ke asyik nak menyakitkan hati orang?
suka menyibuk hal orang,
ibarat guru memberi pesan kepada murid-muridnya,
kaedahnya...
pusing belakang sahaja,
nah amek kau..
tak sedar kain sendiri dah berLOBANG kat belakang,
lagi ada hati nak tegur orang pakai kain murah,
konon jangan kacau hal orang,'
tapi balik-balik kau jugaklah yang sibuk menjaja kisah orang,
orang semua sibuk menghafal akta, statute dan kes-kes segala,
kau pula sibuk mengendong kes-kes juga,
tapi kes-kes yang tidak berdaftar,
ingatkan kau dah berubah dan sedar,
rupanya kau masih begitu,
apalah masalah kau wahai kassim oiii...
sampai aku yang takde kat sana pun kau babitkan,
bila aku ajak bersemuka,
kau berdolak-dalih,
konon tak mahu berpanjangan baliknya kau yang memanjangkan,
itulah orang kata..
sebelum berpesan betulkanlah diri sendiri
usah sibuk menegur baju orang berkedut,
sedangkan baju sendiri tak pernah bergosok..
aduhai....
telah jauh berkelana entah dimana,
aiseh terkeluar lagu siti pulak..
ingatlah pesanan tok guru,
manusia mana bisa menjadi malaikat,
kita berbeza...
cuma apa yang mampu,
jadilah manusia yang lebih sempurna...

by Gjol Teddy

SURUH ORANG GOSOK BAJU..BAJU SENDIRI KEDUT KATA FASHION

haaa...itu die entry kali ni...suh org gosok baju..tp x sedar baju sendiri kedot...nak cover ckp fashion..cane??? ade je nak lencong ke len

haishy..x paham....

org len de seterika sendiri leh gosok sendiri xyah la sebuk nak suh die gosok...

org len de kedai dobi leh upah gosok baju xyah la sebuk nak suh die anto ke kedai dobi..

org len de baju yg fesyen kedut gak...xyah suh die g sebuk gosok baju die yg mmg berkedot...

cuba amek cermin...beli kat kedai ke...

pastu tgk diri sendiri..kedot x menane???

x kedot ke?? selak2 sket...tgk mana de kedot...kalo x nampak jugak...kena g unit X-ray...X-ray hati..ape mslh..de kehitaman ke..keputihan ke..opsss

sape nak jwb..untuk itu i de dedication tuk pembaca...kompem raei suka...

~AMIN JAMAIN PHOTO~

hye guys just now my fren linked me to this website.. amin jamain..he's own web..just to share the pic with u guys well...enjoy the pic... i like the pic quality..but amin if u give some touch up and some editing...it will look nice and more adore and charming and eye cathes... **just helping in promoting...

there're lots of pic...but this two pic i like most...well if u guys want to see more u guys can log on to...

http://www.wix.com/dslrmin/DLSRmin


**min pakej honeymoon to hawaii sebulan o.k (-_^)

SUNDAY

hey guys...

how r u today???

well ryte now i just worried about my frens..on fb..they all said im fever....

haiya..not 1 or 2...

but in a quite big number..

so then guy..besides i remind my self..u guys also should, have to and must concern of ur health...drink a lot of water, do some exercise, n seek doctor if there're any symptoms such as tired, cough, flu, head-ache, body temperature increase, dont even say it just normal & u used to it..in this season anything can happen guys...

so then TAKE CARE...i dun want to visit ur funeral to early la....opsss...

GOD, HELP THEM..AMIN

bahase teganu

Morning guys...today im the teacher for TERENGGANU ACCENT

So the following word used will be followed by the meaning and example...there're lots of words but im just sharing several words that i usual use it.

Lets come and learn....heheheh


leloh dohor - penat - Leloh dohor wat kije arini. Penat sangat buat kerja hari ini

pahik lepang - pahit sangat - Pahik lepang kopi ni - Pahit sangat kopi ini.


dok rok cetong - lemah - Guane yang dok rok cetong ngat tu, dok makang ke? - Kenapa yang lemah sangat ni, tak makan ke?

sajenye - sia-sia - Sajenye aku g dinung, ye tadop dumoh - Sia-sia aku ke sana, dia tiada dirumah.

dok ahu bende - Tak tahu apa-apa - Kalo dok reti, jangan kaca, mu dok ahu benda - Kalau tak pandai, jangan kacau, ko tak tahu apa apa

smula la deh - Lain kali pulak - Aku nok balik doh, jupe smula la deh - Aku nak balik dah, jumpa lain kali pulak.

dok soh beng - Jangan sesekali - Dok soh beng tubik r, ujan lebak ni - Jangan sesekali keluar, hujan lebat ni.

bettak -Lembab, lambat - Cepak gok sket jalan, bettak ngoh - Cepat skit jalan, lembab betol.

ija naung - Hijau sangat - Ija naung kete, saket mate. - Hijau sangat kereta, sakit mata.

hanyya banya - bersepah - Rumoh ni macang tokang pecoh, hanyya banya skali. - Rumah ini macam tonkang pecah, bersepah skali.

natang ape - apa dia - Natang ape mu, senyap sudoh - Apa dia ko, diam sudah.


sabak arr kate - like "tu la pasal" - Sabak arr kate, lijoh babey. - Tu la pasal, lijah degil

sekung - berkesan - Kalo obat tu sekung, ilang la parut mu tu - Kalau ubat tu berkesan, hilanglah parut dimuka ko tu.

sekkung - tersadai - Lama dok kete tu sekkung situ, rosok doh, tadok org bekki - Sudah lama kereta itu tersadai disitu, dah rosak, tiada org baiki.

doksoh - tak perlu - Doksoh susoh-susoh la eyh, mari ni sekejap je - Tak perlu susah-susah, datang sekejap je.

cokkoh - like 'tersergam' - Besor cokkoh rumoh mu depan jalang - Tersergam dengan besarnya rumah ko depan jalan.

asak kellong - asap berkepul-kepul - Kilang kayu terbakor, asak kellong - Kilang kayu terbakar, asap berkepul-kepul.

kuning sio - kuning sangat - Kuning sio gigi, dok gosok ke - Kuning sangat gigi, tak gosok ke.

meroh nerang - Merah yang terang - Meroh nerang baju, gi duane gok. - Merah menyala baju, nak pergi mana.

kerah ketong - keras sangat - kerah ketong roti ni, nok makan dok selere - Keras sangat roti ni, nak makan tak berselera.

leppo - campak - Adik kene leppo kasut di abg ye - Adik dicampak kasut oleh abang nyer.

pekung - campak

taggo - campak

bahang - pukul - Sek Manir bahang sek Panji Alam - Geng Manir pukul geng Panji Alam

ye dok - Betul ke - Ye dok mu - Betul ke ko ni

etek - juga - Nok etek - Nak jugak

This for this entry...nak lagi...tguuuu

TERGUNA

guys..
sorry...de dak2 unimap yg ckp about nama bohlapapon ni...well actually its inspired by a band group that famous in unimap...

so then...i just use that name and its really best...


can haaaa..**PLEASEEE...dont angry meh....

muah...lap uolsss la...huhu

MILO + SUSU + GULA

pe tu??? hahahaha

tadi tgh2 cuci pinggan tadi...mak buat air...tanye mak air ape??? sebab die suh cuci gelas skali...mak ckp air milo...tengoh kat rak...dlm tuperware...milo ke tu???? rupenye..milo sampur susu....

alkisahnye..dolu2 time aku kecik2..kami adik bradik ni ramai..mak keje 8pg -5 ptg ...abah lak cikgu skolah rendah..7pagi - 1 tghari..kdg2 sampai ptg...sume bizi..kakak n abang2 skolah menengah...kakak skolah pagi...abg sorg pagi sorg ptg..anak2 pulak mak ai..ramai...wpon 8 org...pastu da le sume mcm2 peel... **tukar kaler...mata korg da belang2 da



so budak2 kan..mesti minom susu..hahaha..ingat lagi ni...darjah 2 x stop minum dlm botol...

so then...mak ajar..wat sendiri air kalo nak..ajar cane nak guna thermos letrik..n ajar cane wat air..kitorg ms kecik2 panggil susu tu "nek"....so if nak susu ckp "mok...nok nek" means mak nak susu....




so then...selalu la tumpah milo..susu bagai..balik petang...mak naik hantu...yer la..umah bersepah..dapur x kemas...brg2 menan letak merata...balik je umah...masuk blik smyg..mak kuar ngan mata merah...ken batek..baju t-shirt..ikat rambut n de sikat kdg2 buat sanggul...mengamuk....

kitorg diam..ketakutan...hahahaha



so mak pon de satu cara nak kurang kan mess kat dapor ialah..campur skali milo, susu n gula..so kadar ke-messan tu berkurang la..so its show positive result...mmg kurang la....

tp kitorg cr benda len plak....balik tetap kena bebel...ape?? kitorg men baju2 dlm almari..sume dipakai..n men2...hahahaha..jahat x???

ADD TAPI WAT BODOH JE

Morning guys....

ops...lupa Assalamualikum w.b.t....

**abah x ska kalo nak start sesuatu tak bg salam dlu...

ok....entry kali ini about ADD TP WAT BODOH JE **ulang balik..nge~~

tu r...opkos la kan...u guys de fb-ms-fs-and seangkatan dengan nyer...well cerita nyer...in laman sosial ni...de la org men add....a very high express of thank you la sape yg add tu...but unfortunately...dey just add n neglet..sekadar just nk pnuh kn list ke sayang oi...

tp xpe la...nak wat camno..de gak my frens yg wat cmtu..dorg add...n if lama2 tgk x berkenan neglect.. takpe la...tu hak korg kan...hiks...da nak add aku pon mujur kan...huhu

salah ke kalo jus saying hi...komen2 sket..at least keep in touch...

org ckp berkawan bior seribu...bercinta biar satu KE???

hahahah

H.A.T.I

Apakah scene di atas ni...pikir2kan lah...selamat beramal

CUCI

kenapa nak cuci kaki kalo x pijak taik kucing????

did i?

Did i mention a real name???
Did i reveal the true one???
Did i expose yours here???
Did i do it ???

PINDAAN

Aloha...wei guys..menjawab beberapa pertanyaan tentang enrty sebelom ni...actually im not mad at all...

x marah kat sesape...just ckp ape yg ade dlm otak n ape yg betul...setelah mendapat berita dari sumber yg dipercayai...**bukan putar belit cerita

well..im not shantek nak post bagai...but cukup sekadar just sharing...yg penting sapa yg bukak pekung didada sekarang ni....ingat aku x reti fakta2...ingat aku x tau undang2...ingat aku x tau hukum hakam agama....

u get me wrong la sayang

~_^

DRAMA SEBABAK II

amboi melah......gitu bercerita...hihihi....

"tu la ko...nak tjuk baik kan...mula2 mmg la aku ingat ko ni baik..dan aku jahat...rupenyer...kalo aku gunting dalam lipatan...ko tu ape...talam 2 muka....eyh layak ke ko jadi talam...talam pon mulia..." seloroh peah....

sambung ni...cite x best..tetap nak over...sebab kak ikin ajar....

itu die...jap....malas nak nak sambung cite tu...aku cite yg sebenar la...maksud nyer..sinopsis la...korg pon bukan baca kan.....

setelah dikorek2 ngan dua sumber utara dan sumber kota...baru la tau ape yg jadi sebenarnyer..berpura2 sgt org tu...ade la...nama xleh siar tau..nanti kena saman..naik turun court..susah le nak byr peguam lagi..kos ini kos itu...haaaaa......

pereka cerita paling best la senang nyer...da la menipu org...ckp kapel..padahal x pernah declare..mintak kapel berkali...tp ditolak juga berkali...amboi..ckp ritu declare bagai...ape kes??siap kena maki hamun kan..sebab ape??sebab suka push2 org...sape la x marah n x selesa...push org cmtu...kalo skali dua xpe..ni ha..push punya push bukan beranak..eyh...silap lagi...bleh beranak ke....tetiba nak sumpah sejak dilahirkan...**wah...sape ntah...men2 sumpah2 ni...jadi sesumpah la...

bila da push...yg kena push kompem terpush..pastu mula la dimaki hamun...pastu ckp kalo nak putus ckp elok2....ni nak maki2....pastu kena jawab bila kita kapel..terus totop tipon...camne tu???? berangan la ni.... **tak pahammmmmm.....

dusta sgt kan....bila ade yg baik hati bg nasihat atas dasar kawan...kawan tu pulak kena tuduh nak amek "buah hati" nya...nak dijatuhkan pulak oleh kwn tu...x puas hati bagai..ape kesah ni..meroyan eyh??? kwn bg nasihat sebab ade la tu prangai yg x kena...jgn la pikir org nak jatuhkan je...even nak jatuhkan sekali pon...glemer ke..besar ke empayar..sume org kenal ke..len le ratu isnaberaland....jajahan takluk nye mempengaruhi golongan bangsawan dgn mutiara sorboski dan kristal...

lepas tu pulak ha...ckp org yg bwk cerita psl die ni...haiyooo..xsedar ke...sambil bercerita org ada disekeliling...feeling2 ayu...sume diceritakan..org dgr...org pun ada kapasiti sendiri...yg duk diam...tetiba dituduh bwk cerita sampai yg x kenal pon tahu cerita...eyh bukan ke....yg bercerita tu tercerita skali...sampai org tahu...tagih simpati la kunun...org pon leh nilai...bese la..xde member nak cerita..buat cite bagai nak rak...last2...sape je sekekeliling nya????

sesedap hati plak nak jugde org..pergh...kalo la mcm aishwarya rai ke...siti nurhaliza ke...yg tampak sempurna dimata org xpe le jugeks...ini hah...opsss..tak baik kutuk ciptaan Allah...dosa..kerana kita ni dijadikan sebaik2 umat...akan tetapi...de jugak jenis kutuk2 ni...lepas kutuk...tuduh org plak...cane ni???

berckp bab agama bukan men la....hah engkau...tetiba...nak cari pawang mintak bantuan...camne eyh...opsss...itu hal die ngan Yang Maha Esa la..xnak la ckp pape....kang ckp...aku yg kena balik...balik2 salah kita...ape yg nak buat...kunci mulut..buang jauh2...tp kunci buang...tgn boleh bergerak buat bahasa isyarat...cane????

cakap plak..xde pernah sama...asek je berubah...undang-undang pon boleh berubah dan dipinda...padan la mcm tu kan...ade quote2 lagi...camne la x menang????org len kalah...engkau berani?? hr ni ckp matahari bulat..sok ckp leper..lusa ckp matahari tu bulan...cam ne nak paham???? sape yg ubah??? **tak pahammm

bila da rase byk sgt dosa atas ape yg terjadi...kita ni pegi la mintak maaf...sbb nyer mls nak besar2 cerita...rase mcm da nak tenang ni...eyh boleh plak kena sumpah....maki2 sket...opss lupa...nak jadi sesumpah ke....ops....

banyak la nak post ni...tp...lepas2 ni la...hehehe..tgh2 korek ngan kaum jenis len plak ni..tguuuu

DRAMA SEBABAK

ahah...korg..tetiba drama sebabak...teringat kat drama sebabak di ERA...kesempatan ini, sy ingin mengucapkan takziah kepada keluarga Allahyarham Din Beramboi atas pemergian beliau ke rahmatullah...semoga rohnya dicucuri rahmat dan ditempatkan bersama orang2 yg beriman...AL-FATIHAH...

lupa bg salam...Assalamualaikum w.b.t.....aku bersiaran lagi....lebih pergh dr biasa...hahahah

anyway..pepagi ni..i nak share story la ngan uolsss...opsss..terlebey sudah..goliden....

semalam...aku de la interview beberapa korespondan...ehh..correspondent...untuk mendapat kan beberapa cerita...yerla kan ...semenjak 2 tahun ni..aku jadi wartawan...kalo mami jarum tu lebih pantas dr internet la cheq oit....sat na...sedot oksigen....1..2...3....hurrrrrrrpppppp.....**tahan sambil layan mata.....lepas perlahan2...dengaq2 ni....**mula selak lengan baju...kipaih dada yg hangat...betui2 rambut ~~walau pon pendek...**nak berangan kan...

so...ini la hasil nyer...

diciptakan seorang innnnsan...lembut jiwa bak simen lebih air.....pabila berkataaaaa......seluruh alam..terlopong mendengar....bagai tersentuh rasa gelinyaaaaa...tika terdengarrrrr kannn...**gitu Qasidah nyer...

ok guys...saje je melalut...hahahah....

MELAH : kak senah awat ni...monyok ja muka..ada apa...

SENAH : xda pa la melah oi..ok je...biasalah kan...hidup ni kalo x ada dugaan bukan idop...cuma tak paham dengan kehidupan skang ni ha melah...sorg kata lagu ni..sorg kata lagu tu..sorg buat camni sorg buat cmtu.... ( jawab SENAH dengan penjang lebaq nya )

MELAH : xpaham la....gadoh ke...ada org sabotaj ke...

SENAH : takpela melah...akak malas da nak pikir lagi..buat saket otak je...penat kita buat baik, org x hargai..akak ingat die ni kawan..rupanya gunting dalam lipatan...

MELAH : haish akak ni..ape la pulak..gunting2 ni..x bahaya ke..dok dalam lipatan pulak tu....

SENAH : da org x suka kan...semua nampak buruk je...akak buat ape pon..tetap buruk melah oi...akak serik da jadi baik..akak buat baik sebab die tu baik..happykan kita hari2..bawak g jalan2..bergelak ketawa..kongsi cerita...last2 die ckp akak amek laki die...ckp akak emo2 bagai...die tu x tahu perangai die cmne..akak tahan aje ngan cerita2 die..akak kalo boleh xnak besar2kan hal ni...takkan sebab perkara2 cmni nak putus sahabat ngan die..wpon kitorg dlu xla rapat..tp semenjak dua menjak ni kitorg rapat....

MELAH : sape ni akak.....

SENAH : kak peah tu ha....sejak die berkawan ngan zaiton ngan maimun tu..yg kampung ujung tu ( jari tjuk subang ) die lain da..x mcm dlu...dua org tu agak nye menghasut..supaya benci akak...akak xpaham la..kenapa dia jadi mcm tu...hari tu melah...akak g pasar nak beli2 brg dapor...abg din ko tu ha ..nak makan asam pedas...akak terserempak ngan kak peah..die menyorok blakang belakang tiang...akak heran..kenape??? akak de buat salah ke....

MELAH : abes tu...

SENAH : die sebenarnyer........bla bla bla bla bla bla bla.........

korg kompem x paham....hhahahah..malas nak sambung korg sambung la sendiri...tgu next episode....jeng jeng jeng

sesaje

MULUT TEMPAYAN RABAK

tempayan ada mulut ke??
boleh bercakap ke tempayan tuh?
kaedahnya soalan orang tak pergi sekolah,
tempayan memang ada mulut,
tapi kadang-kadang
ada juga manusia yang nak pakai mulut tempayan ni,
tak cukup ke mulut yang Tuhan bagi tu?
kenapa nak ambil mulut tempayan pulak,
jawapannya,
sebab mulut tempayan besar,
senang sikit nak menyebarkan cerita,
tambahan lagi bila dah rabak,
bayangkan tempayan yang dah pecah mulutnya,
diisi air, melimpah ruah jadinya,
tak henti-henti air mengalir keluar,
begitulah hendaknya mulut manusia yang ibarat,
mulut tempayan,
kononnya akulah pencanang, dialah pencanang, merekalah pencanang, KAMIlah pencanang,
tapi sedar atau tidak KAU lah pencanang itu,
KAU pergi jumpa senah kau cakap timah buat cerita pasal ko,
pergi jumpa lijah kau cakap,
jumpa minah kau cakap,
bak kate selagi belum habis orang yang kau kenal kau jumpa,
semua kau cerita,
isi kandunga cerita,
TIMAH JAHAT BUAT MULUT PASAL KAU,
motif???
kadang-kadang kau tak terfikir ke?
kau ni siPENCANANG atau siKUNANG-KUNANG??
cuba kau tengok si Kunang-Kunang,
suka menghampiri cahaya,
kalau cahaya lampu neon yang terang bersilau bergemerlapan,
ibarat lampu di tepi jalan tak mengapa lah,
silapnya kau pergi bermain di tepi cahaya API KEBENARAN,
habis terbakar semua sayapmu yang nipis melayang itu,
aduhai malangnya nasibmu,
sudahlah mulutmu rabak,
tatkala kau cuba menjadi tempayan,
bertukar menjadi kunang-kunang pula,
habis terbakar sayap-sayap palsumu,
terkubur jualah riwayat hidupmu,
kiri dan kanan,
semua lubang rahsiamu terserlah,
penipuan tiada kesudahan,
akhirnya kau ibarat mengorek lubang kuburmu sendiri,
kasihan...

by Gjol Teddy